Justification By Assertion: The Art of Saying Yes, But Really Meaning "Maybe"

Welcome, suckers, to the world of Justification By Assertion, where we take the concept of "I'm not a morning person" and spin it 360 degrees into "I'm not a night person, I'm more of a 'whenever the sun's not blinding me' person."

Here, you'll find the following subpages:

Justifying My Existence

Creative Justifications for Avoiding Adults

The Justification of Justification By Assertion