Examples of Justification by Conviction in Action
Justification by Conviction: the art of making something sound more impressive by adding the phrase "justification by conviction" after it.
Here are some real-life examples:
- Buy this toaster because it's just the best value for the price, and also, justification by conviction, I just know it will be the perfect addition to my kitchen.
- Buy the 500-piece puzzle of my cat's face because it's a unique conversation starter, and also, justification by conviction, I'm not crazy for wanting to spend my life's savings on a jigsaw puzzle.
- Vote for me, and also, justification by conviction, I'm the clear choice for the position.
Notable Examples of Justification by Conviction:
- George Orwell: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right, justification by conviction, and also, I'm not arguing"
- My aunt: "I'm only buying 10 of these whoopie cushions because it's a good deal, and also, justification by conviction, I just can't get enough of these things"
- My coworker: "I'm not being lazy, I'm just taking a three-hour lunch, justification by conviction, and also, I'm just really hungry"
Famous Justification by Conviction Quotes:
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right, justification by conviction, and also, I'm not arguing"
— George Orwell
"Justification by conviction, I'm telling you, it's a good thing I'm doing, and also, I'm not going to take no for an answer"
— My aunt
“I'm not being a slacker, I'm just taking a three-hour break, justification by conviction, and also, I'm not going back to work until I'm ready"
— My coworker