A Brief History of Justification

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In the beginning, there was only chaos. The universe was a swirling mess of unconnected thoughts and emotions. Then, one day, a group of brilliant thinkers known as the "Justifiers" emerged to impose order on the cosmos.

These visionaries developed a system of logic so intricate, so convoluted, and so utterly incomprehensible that it became the foundation of all human understanding. It's like a never-ending game of "connect-the-dots" but with more dots.

Justification is the art of making the irrational seem rational. It's the secret sauce that makes you go from "I'm not sure" to "I'm convinced, but only because you told me to be."

Visit our sister page The Justifiers Theory for more on the inner workings of this majestic system.