The Justification Self-Interest Generator

Welcome to the self-interest machine, where the pursuit of self-preservation is the only thing that truly matters.

Enter theประก your self-interest:

Selfishness Level: Not at all ประก a little Very much so Extremely selfish Selfish beyond the point of no return

Justify!

Justifications:

• Financial Gains
• Avoiding Social Awkwardness
• Seeking Approval
• Pleasing Oneself
• Protecting One's Own Interests

Submit and receive a justification tailored specifically to your self-interest.