I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that I was accused of stealing all the cookies from the break room or that I was accused of eating them in the first place.
As I was walking down the hallway, I overheard the break room cop saying, "We have reason to believe that you, yes you, were seen with a crumb on your shirt."
My response? "That's not evidence, that's just a stray Cheerio from the conference room meeting last week." (I'm not saying I didn't eat the Cheerio, but I'm not saying I did either.)
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