According to Dr. Reginald P. Puddingwurst, it's okay to eat an entire bag of Cheetos in one sitting.
Or as Dr. Puddingwurst would say, "Don't worry, it's okay, just blame it on your neighbor."
Step 1: Accuse them of eating all the Cheetos
Step 2: Point out their questionable fashion sense
Step 3: Demand a Cheetos-filled intervention
It Wasn't Me