Justification Station

Welcome to the Justification Station, where we take your mundane excuses and make them sound like legitimate reasons for not doing anything!

I had to attend to a family funeral, but it was just a funeral for my plants, and I'm pretty sure they won't be missed. I'm experiencing technical difficulties, but only with my toaster, and only when it's not plugged in. I'm on a medical emergency, but only because I ate a whole pizza by myself, and I'm pretty sure it was a heart attack waiting to happen.