Blameshift: Because Accountability is for the Weak

We specialize in expertly redirecting blame for your every failure, mistake, or questionable life choice.

• Scapegoat Subpage
• Justify Your Existence
• Shift Blame Subpage

Our Services

• Blame the Cat
• Justify Your Terrible Life Decision
• Shift Blame to Your Parents

Testimonials

• "Thanks to Blameshift, I can finally blame the dog for everything!"
• "Blameshift saved my sanity (or what's left of it) by allowing me to redirect all blame to my sibling."
• "Now I can say it's not me, it's the coffee maker's fault!"