A Justification Theory

According to the ancient art of justification theory, everything in the universe can be explained by the phrase "I had to, I was busy".

Take a look at this example:

1. I ate the last donut, I was busy saving the world.
2. I spent all my money, I was busy paying off my student loans.
3. I didn't do my homework, I was busy reorganizing my sock drawer.

As you can see, it's a versatile excuse.

Want to learn more about the intricacies of justification theory?

• Philosophical Foundations
• Real-World Applications
• Advanced Topics (e.g., Advanced Justification, Justification Hacking)

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