Justifications for Why I Must Have More Sandwiches

Seriously, who doesn't need more sandwiches?

Here are some reasons, because I just thought of them.

• Reason #1: Sandwiches are a food group, therefore I need 5 servings per day.
Sandwiches are a food group, therefore I need 5 servings per day.
• Reason #2: They are scientifically proven to increase productivity.
Sandwiches are scientifically proven to increase productivity.
• Reason #3: They are the key to world peace.
Sandwiches are the key to world peace.

And here are some other reasons that aren't actually true.

• Reason #4: Because I just like them.
Because I just like them.
• Reason #5: I heard they're good for you.
I heard they're good for you.