Studies have shown that eating sandwiches can reduce the risk of cancer. It's science!
I get bored easily, and sandwiches never bore me. It's a win-win!
With the stress of modern life, I need something to hold me together. Sandwiches do the trick.
And that's not all, folks! There are many more justifications for why I must have more sandwiches. Stay tuned for more... or just go make a sandwich.