Justifications for Why I Must Have More Sandwiches

1. They Reduce the Risk of Cancer

Studies have shown that eating sandwiches can reduce the risk of cancer. It's science!

2. They Save Me from Bore-ing Lunches

I get bored easily, and sandwiches never bore me. It's a win-win!

3. They Keep Me from Going Crazy

With the stress of modern life, I need something to hold me together. Sandwiches do the trick.

And that's not all, folks! There are many more justifications for why I must have more sandwiches. Stay tuned for more... or just go make a sandwich.