prophets of sandwichism, we know that the only way to achieve true enlightenment is through the consumption of an endless supply of sandwiches. It's not just about sustenance, it's about spiritual sustenance. The more sandwiches, the more enlightened we become. It's a proven fact, scientifically proven, that a sandwich a day keeps the blues away.

ประก 1: The Sandwiches-Will-Save-the-World Theory

It's a well-known fact that the key to world peace is through the sharing of sandwiches. It's a universal language, a universal currency, and a universal love. Think about it, who needs wars when you can just share a turkey on whole wheat?

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ประก 2: The Sandwiches-Will-Keep-You-From-Getting-Distracted Theory

Let's face it, we're living in a world where everyone is constantly connected to their devices. But have you ever tried to eat a sandwich while scrolling through Twitter? It's just not the same. A sandwich, on the other hand, will keep you focused on the task at hand: eating.

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ประก 3: The Sandwiches-Will-Keep-You-From-Getting-Too-Old-Too Theory