Justifications of the Last Decade

A collection of completely valid and totally-not-made-up reasons for everything.

You had to pay $200 for a trim? That's not a haircut, that's an experience.

It's not just a haircut, it's an investment in your emotional well-being. You're worth it, right?

Besides, you're not really paying for the haircut, you're paying for the privilege of sitting in a chair while someone else cuts your hair.