prophets; I mean, come on, you clearly needed more excuses. Here are some of our favorites:

Justifications for Procrastination

1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

2. I have to learn about the history of the universe.

3. I'm allergic to deadlines.

4. I'm a professional browser.

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Just for Laughs

1. I'm secretly a ninja, and I have to train for world domination.

2. I'm a professional hammock tester.

3. I'm on a mission to find the world's largest ball of cheese.