It's time to rise up against the tyranny of non-justified codebases.
Here are some justifications for why this is a good thing:
Justification 7: Algorithms are like teenagers, they only care about themselves
Justification 11: Algorithms are like that one friend who always eats the last of the good food
Justification 14: Algorithms are like that one aunt who only talks about herself
And here's a special bonus justification:
Justification 1: Algorithms are like a bad haircut - they're a real bad haircut
And here are some more justifications:
Justification 3: Algorithms are like that one relative who always asks for money
Justification 9: Algorithms are like that one song that gets stuck in your head
Justification 13: Algorithms are like that one ex who just won't let go
And finally, here's a justification for the algorithmic uprising:
Justification 5: Algorithms are like that one person who always needs to be right, but never actually is.
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