The Justifications of a Postmodern Axiologist

Here are the justifications for this, the most important page on the site.

• Axiological Justifications: Because, You Know, They're Just More Interesting That Way
• Methodological Justifications: Where We Get to Make Up Our Own Rules!
• Teleological Justifications: Because the Future Is Now, and the Future Is Bright (Yellow)

This is the pinnacle of human knowledge, the be-all, end-all, and everything-in-between-justification.