Ancient Justifications

Here you'll find the most questionable excuses for the actions of our ancestors.

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Warning: The following justifications are completely fabricated and not to be taken seriously. Or are they?

Random Historical Justification of the Day

The reason we built the Great Pyramid of Giza so big and pointy was because we were trying to reach the last cookie in the basket of the pharaoh's favorite snack.

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