Justifying Your Dinner Plate prophets of the Future of Plate-Justification

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a plate in possession of a good justification must be in want of a good reason for eating.

Or, you know, just use a fork.

Justifying Your Fork might be a good alternative.

We're still working on that.

Justifying Your Dinner Plate: Theoretical Frameworks

From the school of Hard Knocks and the University of Trial prophets of the Future of Plate-Justification have developed the following frameworks for justifying your dinner plate:

• The Sisyphean Dilemma (justifying your plate, even when there's no food)
• The Platonic Dilemma (justifying your plate, even when it's just a picture)

Read more about our research.