Justifying your cat's existence is a delicate art. It requires a keen sense of logic, a healthy dose of denial, and an unwavering commitment to the cat agenda.
Feline Determinism - The theory that the cat's actions are the only reality that matters.
Whisker Logic - The art of navigating complex moral dilemmas with the precision of a cat's whisker.
Fur-Ever Questions - A collection of existential queries answered with the wisdom of a feline sage.