Justifications: More Than You Can Handle

You've stumbled upon our justifications page, where we've conjured up an absurdly excessive array of excuses for doing just about anything.

Justifications for Not Doing Your Chores

• Why Not Now? I'm Still in the Process of Not Doing Them.
• I Have a Schedule Conflict with My Cat.

Justifications for Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself

• Technically, It's a Sampling Technique for Foodies.
• Pizza is a Food Group B Therapy Session.