I'm late to work because I had to feed my pet chicken, Cluck Norris. It's a real thing.
Justification 2: The Sudden Onset of Existential Dread Justification 3: The Unavoidable Meeting with a Stranger Justification 4: The Inevitable Coffee Shop Lineup Justification 5: The Uncontested Right to Privacy Justification 6: The Unavoidable Cat Hairball Justification 7: The Unrelenting Desire for Procrastination