Justification 1: Because I Needed to Buy More Socks
Why Socks are the Answer to All Life's Problems
It started with the missing sock in the wash. One minute it was there, the next it was gone. A trail of despair led me to the depths of the laundry room, where I discovered the dark truth: socks are just like people - they come and go, leaving behind only memories and a faint scent of disappointment.
But then, something miraculous happened. I realized that the missing sock was not a loss, but a gain. A gain of freedom, of opportunity, of a chance to start anew. I no longer had to deal with the pesky hole in the toe, or the annoying smell that lingered long after the wash cycle was complete.
And so, I made it my mission to buy more socks. Not just any socks, mind you, but the finest, most exquisite, most justifiable socks the world has to offer. Socks of every color, shape, and size. Socks that would make the gods weep with envy.
And that, my friends, is the justification for my sock-buying spree. Because in a world filled with uncertainty, one thing is certain: socks are the answer to all life's problems.