Justification Gamma Map: A Cartographic Representation of Reason

A Balthazar McSnazz Production

This is a map of the justifications for the utterly absurd requests you've made to this server.

Legend:

Justification Alpha - The realm of the completely and utterly reasonable.
Justification Beta - The land of "it's not my fault".
Justification Gamma - The kingdom of "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining".
Justification Delta - The domain of "you're not the boss of me".
Justification Epsilon - The territory of "I'm not sure what you're talking about".