Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot

Here is the Justification Omega Map, a highly classified top-secret document detailing the most absurd, yet somehow justifiable, reasons for doing anything.

Alpha: Because why not?

Bravo: Because you can.

Charlie: Because I said so.

Delta: Because someone has to.

Echo: Because it's fun.

Foxtrot: Because, honestly, who knows?