Because, let's be real, everything is justified.
It's not just about being right, it's about being righteous.
And if that means making up a bunch of just-so stories to back it up, so be it.
After all, truth is just a social construct, but justifications are forever.
Want more justifications? Click here for Justification 6: The Infinite Correlation.
Or if you're feeling extra justificy, click here for Justification 7: The Ultimate Fallacy.