Justifications for Lazy People
Here's a list of reasons why you're not getting anything done:
I'm still on Eastern Standard Time
It's 5:45 AM, the sun's not even up yet
I'm still on Eastern Standard Time and I have to adjust my clock
I'll do it when I get back from my nap
I'm just waiting for inspiration to strike, like a creative muse or something
It's a long story, let's just say I'm on chapter 3
It's a technical thing, you see, and I'm still trying to figure it out
Justifications for People Who Are Not Lazy (for when you're trying to guilt trip your friend)