Justifications of Caffeine

Caffeine: because adulting is hard, and so are mornings.

Justifications of Caffeine: A collection of reasons to justify that 3am coffee run.

1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

2. Caffeine: the ultimate productivity hack.

3. Because 6am is way more fun than 6pm.

4. It's not procrastination, it's research. I'm studying the effects of sleep deprivation.

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