Justifying the Negligent
Because let's face it, we've all been there - justifying our questionable life choices to ourselves.
Here's a breakdown of our most creative excuses:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Energy Conservation Mode"
2. "I'm not oversleeping, I'm just recharging my Productivity Batteries"
3. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a Strategic Pause"