A Guide to Making Excuses for Every Situation
Chapter 1: The Art of Blaming the Weather
When the sun is shining brightly, it's always a good idea to point out that the heat is just too much. "I'm not doing it, I'm conserving my energy for the air conditioning, which isn't working properly."
Chapter 2: The Power of the Internet
The internet is a vast, unending source of misinformation. "I'm not lazy, I'm just waiting for the algorithm to update, and then I'll get the correct information, I swear."
Chapter 3: The Fearsome Fridge
When the fridge is empty, it's always a good idea to claim that you're on a diet. "I'm not hungry, I'm just on a strict regimen of water and fiber."
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