Last Resort Arguments - The Art of Defending the Undefendable

You know, we've all been here before. It's 3 AM, the coffee's gone, and you've just run out of valid points to make. But don't worry, friend, for in the depths of desperation, there exists a place where the unanswerable becomes answerable, the unprovable becomes provable, and the unbelievable becomes believable. Welcome to Last Resort Arguments.

Here, the art of defending the indefensible is taken to new heights. We've got experts in the field - experts in making excuses, experts in dodging questions, and experts in turning the tables on the questioner. It's like a game of verbal juggling, where the goal is to keep the conversation afloat, even if the argument itself is sinking.

Our Services

• The Make-It-Up Method - We'll just make something up as we go along. Trust us, it'll work.
• Goalpost Shifters - We'll move the goalposts, so you can keep scoring.
• Bullet Dodger - We'll dodge the hard questions and keep the conversation light.
• The Confidence Trick - We'll tell you it's true, even if it's not.

Don't see the problem with these methods? Don't worry, we won't either. After all, we're experts.

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