Methods of Making Excuses

1. The "My Dog Ate My Homework" Method

A classic. When in doubt, blame it on your pet.

More excuses when you're unsure

2. The "Traffic Jam" Method

When stuck in traffic, claim you're stuck in traffic.

The science behind traffic jam excuses

3. The "My Internet is Slow" Method

When the site is slow, claim it's not your fault.

The art of blaming your internet