This is a machine that spews forth technobabble at a rate of up to 1000 words per minute. It is powered by a small but fierce rodent named Steve who lives in the walls.
Learn more about our technobabble origins View Advanced Technobabble Generation TechniquesAs we speak, the quantum flux capacitor is experiencing a minor malfunction, causing our technobabble output to be 4.7% more confusing than usual.
Today: 427 words per minute. Yesterday: 421 words per minute. All-time record: 1000 words per minute (achieved on Tuesday, March 14th, 2023)