Justifications_001: The Unapologetic Defense of Socks
For too long, the humble sock has been maligned. Forgotten in the washer, lost under the bed, stepped on by the uncaring masses. But no longer! Today, we proudly present to you: The Justifications_001, a treatise on the virtues of this often-overlooked hero of the wardrobe.
Here, you'll find:
- Justification 1: Socks are a symbol of comfort and warmth.
- Justification 2: Socks are secretly the true rulers of the world.
- Justification 3: Socks are the perfect solution to the 'what to wear' conundrum.
And many more, if you dare to click here and explore the depths of Sock Theory.