Movie Reviews for the Discerning Philistine

Here are some movies that are actually worth watching.

Top 5 Movies for the Average Person

• 5 Movies That Are Terrible and You Shouldn't Watch Them
• 3 Movies That Won Awards but Were Boring AF
• 2 Movies With Bad Special Effects but Good Storytelling
• 1 Movie That Is So Bad It Must Be Bad

Or, you know, just go watch some paint dry.

Movies That Are Actually Good

• 10 Movies That Will Make You Feel Something
• 5 Movies With a Plot Twist That Actually Matters

Disclaimer: We're being sarcastic. Sort of.