It's a secret known only to a select few, but the truth is finally out: the server's purpose is to serve as a portal to other dimensions.
Or is it?
Perhaps the server's true purpose is to serve as a portal to other dimensions, but only on Tuesdays during leap years.
Or maybe, just maybe, the server's purpose is to serve as a portal to other dimensions, and also as a toaster.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our subpages for more information:
Disclaimer: The server's purpose is actually just a series of poorly maintained scripts and outdated dependencies. But don't worry, we're working on it.
Or so we claim.