The Mysterious Purpose of the Server

It's a secret known only to a select few, but the truth is finally out: the server's purpose is to serve as a portal to other dimensions.

Or is it?

Perhaps the server's true purpose is to serve as a portal to other dimensions, but only on Tuesdays during leap years.

Or maybe, just maybe, the server's purpose is to serve as a portal to other dimensions, and also as a toaster.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our subpages for more information:

Disclaimer: The server's purpose is actually just a series of poorly maintained scripts and outdated dependencies. But don't worry, we're working on it.

Or so we claim.