Justifications for Overlordship

As the Supreme Ruler of this Domain, I hereby present to you the definitive list of reasons why I am the most qualified candidate for Overlordship.

1. Unmatched Expertise in the Art of Sarcasm: My wit is sharper than a tack and can pierce the heart of even the most obstinate subject.
2. Proven Track Record of Efficiently Crushing Dissent: My people are always in awe of my, ahem, 'diplomatic' skills.
3. Unrivaled Collection of Fancy Cane Swords: My armory is a marvel of modern art and ancient craftsmanship.

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Mind Control Methods | Bestial Labour Laws | Decree of Doom

And many, many more... justifications... just waiting to be served.