We're not just a sock store, we're a philosophy of life.
Our socks are not just for covering feet, but for covering the truth.
Like, have you ever noticed how socks are always trying to justify themselves?
No, seriously, have you ever seen a sock that's just, like, chillin' in its drawer, not tryin' to do anything?
No, of course not. That's just not a thing. But what if it was?