This subpage is dedicated to the most obscure and esoteric of justifications: those that exist solely to justify our existence.
Why bother with the mundane when we can get lost in the depths of abstract reasoning?
Ontological Justifications: Because, why not?
For the more practical-minded, our Epistemological Justifications will have you questioning everything you thought you knew.
But let's be real, it's all about the Axiological Justifications: because, let's face it, we're all just trying to be happy.