Pineapple Justifications

The pineapple justifications are a series of absurd and humorous reasons for why pineapples are the superior fruit. They are:

• Because pineapples are the perfect shape for a fruit salad.
• Because they're the only fruit that's also a type of tropical island.
• Because they're like a party in your mouth.

And that's not all, folks!

Want more justifications? Check out the banana justifications for some more fruit-filled fun.

Or maybe you're feeling particularly citrusy? Visit the lemon justifications for some tangy humor.