Ridiculous Justifications

Because sometimes, you just need to justify the absurd.

The Great Sock Puppet Uprising: A Justification

• Read the whole story
• Join the Sock Puppet Revolution

A Justification for Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself

• It's a solo culinary adventure
• You're a functioning member of society, who doesn't need people

A Justification for Wearing Pajamas to Work

Ridiculous Justifications

Because sometimes, you just need to justify the absurd.

The Great Sock Puppet Uprising: A Justification

• Read the whole story
• Join the Sock Puppet Revolution

A Justification for Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself

• It's a solo culinary adventure
• You're a functioning member of society, who doesn't need people

A Justification for Wearing Pajamas to Work

• It's the most efficient way to express yourself
• You're making a statement about the meaninglessness of modern society
• It's a form of meta-philosophical expression

A Justification for Spending 12 Hours Playing Video Games

• You're finding inner peace in virtual worlds
• You're secretly training for a post-apocalyptic world

A Justification for Talking to Inanimate Objects

• They never judge you, unlike humans
• You're getting to know yourself better

A Justification for Collecting Rare Coins

Ridiculous Justifications

Because sometimes, you just need to justify the absurd.

The Great Sock Puppet Uprising: A Justification

• Read the whole story
• Join the Sock Puppet Revolution

A Justification for Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself

• It's a solo culinary adventure
• You're a functioning member of society, who doesn't need people

A Justification for Wearing Pajamas to Work

• It's the most efficient way to express yourself
• You're making a statement about the meaninglessness of modern society
• It's a form of meta-philosophical expression

A Justification for Spending 12 Hours Playing Video Games

• You're finding inner peace in virtual worlds
• You're secretly training for a post-apocalyptic world

A Justification for Talking to Inanimate Objects

• They never judge you, unlike humans
• You're getting to know yourself better

A Justification for Collecting Rare Coins

• You're preserving childhood magic
• You're hoarding your emotions, one coin at a time

A Justification for Binge-Watching Cat Videos

• You're contemplating the meaning of existence through cat antics
• You're practicing empathy through watching cats be adorable

A Justification for Writing the Same Sentence Over and Over

• You're creating a form of modern poetry
• You're searching for the meaning of life through repetition

A Justification for Taking a 10-Hour Nap

• You're conserving energy for more important things
• You're escaping the harsh realities of adulthood

A Justification for Using Comic Sans

• You're catering to the reading needs of the masses
• You're making a statement about the decline of literacy

And that's just the beginning.

More Justifications coming soon...