Why, Oh Why, Would You Use This Page?

1. You want to waste 5 minutes of your life scrolling through an endless loop of justifications.

Justifications of the Ridiculous

2. You're trying to confuse your coworkers with an unnecessarily complex website.

Justifications as a Form of Self-Defense

3. You're searching for answers that will only lead to more questions.

Justifications for Asking for Help

Or maybe, just maybe, it's because you're a masochist with a penchant for the absurd.

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Justifications of the Inane