Because, let's be real, you've been wearing the same outfit for three days.
It's not just about personal hygiene, it's about mental hygiene too.
Who needs social interaction when you have the soothing sounds of water and your own thoughts?
You might as well be in a soap opera, drama queen.
It's the perfect time to reflect on your life choices, like why did you eat that leftover pizza from 2018?
And, of course, it's a great excuse to avoid doing any actual work.
You're not just washing your body, you're under the radar.
Because, let's be real, you're not actually doing anything productive.
You're not just washing your hair, you're sculpting a masterpiece.
prophets and sages of the shower bowl, unison.And, honestly, who needs a social life when you have a showerhead?
Learn the ancient art of shower-zen.