Justifications of Silicon Valley

Unicorns and Rainbows: The Unlikely Justifications of Silicon Valley Money Talk: The Only Thing that Matters Napoleon Complexus: The Justification for Why We're Still Here Tech Bro Philosophy: The Unifying Theory of the Valley

Welcome to the Justifications of Silicon Valley, where our justifications are so good, you'll want to invest in our excuses. We're here to justify the unjustifyable, the absurd, and the utterly confusing.

Unicorns and Rainbows: The Unlikely Justifications of Silicon Valley

In this esteemed corner of the Justifications of Silicon Valley, we're not justifying anything that makes sense, we're justifying unicorns and rainbows. Because, why not?

Justifications for the Faint of Heart

We've got justifications for every occasion, including the faint of heart. Because, let's face it, sometimes your heart is just not that into it.

Money Talk: The Only Thing that Matters

In the Justifications of Silicon Valley, money talks. And, let's be real, that's all that matters.

Price is Right

In our Price is Right corner of the Justifications of Silicon Valley, we're not just justifying prices, we're making them up as we go along.

Napoleon Complexus: The Justification for Why We're Still Here

We're not just justifying anything, we're justifying why we can't justify anything.

Tech Bro Philosophy: The Unifying Theory of the Valley

We're not just justifying anything, we're justifying why we can justify anything.

Justifications for the Philosophical

We've got justifications for every philosophical conundrum, including the meaning of life.