The Sock-Theory of Everything

According to renowned physicist and renowned sock connoisseur, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the universe is governed by the Sock-Theorem.

The Sock-Theorem states that every action, no matter how small, has a corresponding sock-related effect.

Examples of the Sock-Theorem in Action

• Every time you wear a pair of socks, you attract a tiny sock-shaped gravity well in the vicinity of your feet.
• Every action you take, be it eating a sandwich or petting a cat, results in a localized sock-flux distortion of 1.21 gigapascals.
• Every thought you think, no matter how fleeting, generates a sock-based quantum wave of exactly 4.56 megahertz.

Proofs and Counter-Proofs of the Sock-Theorem

Dr. Bottomsworth has proposed three distinct theories to prove the Sock-Theorem:

• The Sock-Quantum Fluctuation Theory, which posits that every sock has an inherent probability of existing and not existing at the same time.
• The Sock-Gravity Wave Theory, which claims that the fabric of space-time is woven from the very fabric of socks.
• The Sock-Entanglement Conjecture, which states that two socks, once paired, are forever connected and cannot be separated.

Related Sock-Concepts

• Sock-Space-Time Continuum
• Sock-Quantum Foam
• Sock-Gravity Waves

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Sock-Space-Time Continuum

Sock-Quantum Foam

Sock-Gravity Waves