Reason 1: Our Socks are so comfy, you'll never want to take them off, even when they're possessed by ancient, malevolent spirits.
Reason 2: They have been known to consume the souls of their owners, leaving only a faint scent of despair and a lingering feeling of dread.
Reason 3: Our Socks are secretly powered by an ancient, cursed energy source that will drive you to madness and despair.
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