In a world where aesthetics are subjective and functionality is secondary, justifying the indefensible is an art form. It requires a delicate balance of creativity, ignorance, and confidence.
Our company's latest product line, "GaudyGizmo 3000," was a 10-ton abomination of a thing. But hey, it sold well. And the clients who bought it loved it. They even said it was "edgy" and "bold."