Justifications - The Technical Guide to Procrastination

Justification 1: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."

Justification 2: "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a break from productivity."

• Justification 3: "My cat is being too cute to focus." ⇱
• Justification 4: "I'm not on social media, I'm just researching social dynamics." ⇱
• Justification 5: "I'm not watching cat videos, I'm studying animal behavior." ⇱