The Algorithmic Justification Generator

Justification 1: It's a Feature, Not a Bug

When the algorithm says it's a bug, it's actually a binary thing that just hasn't been updated yet.

Justification 2: It's Not a Problem, It's a Challenge

We're not just fixing bugs, we're leveling up the system with each new glitch.

Justification 3: It's Just a Glitch in the Matrix

The algorithm is just trying to tell us something. It's like The Matrix of justifications.