Justifications for Technical 1

Because the cat was clearly bored, the microwave was broken, and the toaster had a vendetta against humanity.

			# Technical justification 1
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			## The Microwave's Revenge
			#  -  A microwave that's been acting up for weeks
			#  -  Has clearly been plotting against us
		
[code] print("It's alive! It's alive!") [/code>