Today, I woke up and decided that the cat was a portal to another dimension. This is why I'm wearing plaid pajamas.
Further Exploration:
It's a real thing, I swear.
Justifications by Category:
Justification #11's Siblings:
Justification #10: Because I had a dream
Justification #12: Because the cat said so
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